A monthly dose of something delightfully wrong.
Club Rotten
Join Club Rotten and give your nose something new to complain about every month.
$9.95 / month plus shipping
Cancel anytime. No cancellation fee.
Join Club RottenWhat turns up in your mailbox
Each month, we'll send you a 10 ml bottle of the Rotten Fragrance of the Month, chosen from our collection of suspiciously named, seriously good perfumes. It might be floral. It might be woody. It might smell far more expensive than something called Stale Stench has any right to.
That's part of the fun.
The juice in the 10 ml bottle is the same small-batch formula that goes into the full sizes — same maceration, same materials, smaller bottle. It is a real bottle to live with for a month, not a sample vial to sniff once and forget.
Your Club Rotten membership includes
10 ml of something new, every month
A 10 ml bottle of our featured Rotten Fragrance of the Month, delivered straight to your door.
10% off everything else
Active Club Rotten members receive 10% off all other Rotten Fragrances products for as long as they remain members. Shipping excluded.
A good excuse to try something weird
You probably wouldn't have picked something called Murder Weapon on your own.
Maybe you should have.
How it works
You pay at checkout, then monthly. Adding Club Rotten to your cart and checking out charges $9.95 plus shipping, and then the same amount on the same date each month until you cancel.
Your first bottle goes out with the next shipment run. We pack Club Rotten orders in one batch each month, so your first bottle ships within a few days of joining and every bottle after that arrives on roughly the same schedule.
Pause it, skip a month, or cancel outright. All three live in My Subscriptions, and all three take one click. There's no fee, no phone call and nobody trying to talk you out of it. Cancel before your next billing date and you won't be charged again.
$9.95 / month, plus shipping
One fragrance every month. 10% off everything else. An increasingly questionable perfume collection.
Club Rotten needs an account so you can pause, skip or cancel your membership yourself.
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Club Rotten is a subscription that renews automatically. Your card is charged $9.95 plus shipping at checkout and then $9.95 plus shipping every month on the same date until you cancel. Cancel at any time from My Subscriptions to stop all future charges.
Questions about Club Rotten
Do I get to pick the fragrance?
No, and that's the entire point. We choose the Rotten Fragrance of the Month and everybody in the club gets the same one. If picking your own is what you want, a discovery set does that job better.
Can I cancel whenever I want?
Yes. Cancel from My Subscriptions at any time, with no fee and no notice period. Cancelling stops every future charge. Bottles we've already shipped aren't refunded, in line with our all-sales-final policy on fragrance.
Can I skip a month instead of cancelling?
Yes. Skip a single delivery and your billing date moves to the following cycle, or pause the membership entirely and restart it whenever you like. Both are in My Subscriptions alongside cancel.
How much is shipping?
Shipping is calculated at checkout based on where you are and is charged on top of the $9.95 membership fee each month.
What if I already own that month's fragrance?
Email us before the monthly cutoff and we'll swap your bottle for a different scent from the collection. We can't do this after a batch has shipped.
Does my 10% discount work on everything?
It applies to every Rotten Fragrances product at its normal price while your membership is active. It doesn't come off shipping, gift cards, or items already discounted in a sale.
Is the 10 ml bottle the same perfume as the full size?
Identical. Same batch, same concentration, same six-to-eight-hour wear. The only difference is how much of it you get.
Ridiculous names. Serious perfume.