Everybody has something to hide.

Fortunately, yours just smells bad.

The Cover-Up Collection

Six seriously good room + fabric sprays, created for life's less-than-fresh moments.

From $21.95

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We're not here to judge

  • Cooking odors.
  • Questionable upholstery.
  • The dog.
  • The teenager.
  • The gym bag.
  • Whatever happened in the guest room.

We're here to eliminate the evidence.

Each spray is made with a real fragrance created by real perfumers, because underneath all the terrible names and questionable judgment, we're annoyingly serious about things that smell good.

Use them on fabrics, linens and throughout the room whenever your surroundings could benefit from a fresh start — or a convincing alibi.

The Cover-Up Collection

Room + Fabric Sprays by Rotten Fragrances


Crime Scene Cleanup room and fabric spray
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Crime Scene Cleanup

Leave no olfactory evidence.

$32.95
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Alibi room and fabric spray
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Alibi

You weren't here. And apparently neither was that smell.

$32.95
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Witness Protection room and fabric spray
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Witness Protection

Give suspicious odors a whole new identity.

$32.95
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Evidence Disposal room and fabric spray
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Evidence Disposal

For fabrics with incriminating histories.

$32.95
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Plausible Deniability room and fabric spray
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Plausible Deniability

Smells like nothing happened here.

$32.95
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Dead to Me room and fabric spray
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Dead to Me

For odors and people you've moved on from.

$32.95
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How to use them

Fabrics and linens. Hold the bottle about eight inches away and mist lightly. Let it dry before you sit, sleep or otherwise commit to the surface.

Around the room. Two or three sprays into the air is usually plenty. These are real fragrance concentrations, not air freshener — restraint goes a long way.

Delicate or dark fabrics. Test an inconspicuous patch first. Fragrance sprays can mark silk, leather and some dyes, and we'd rather you found that out on a hem than on a sofa cushion.

For fabric and room use only. Not intended for use on skin. Keep out of reach of children and pets. All sales final — see our returns policy.

Questions about the Cover-Up Collection

Are these the same as your perfumes?

Same seriousness about the fragrance, different job. These are built for fabric and air, not for skin, so don't reach for one on your way out the door. The perfumes are over here.

Will they stain?

Used as directed on ordinary household fabrics, no. Silk, leather, suede and some dyes are less forgiving, so test a hidden patch before you mist the whole thing.

Do these count toward my Club Rotten discount?

Yes. Active members get their usual discount on the Cover-Up Collection along with everything else. Details on Club Rotten.

Can I buy all six?

You can, and somebody in your household will have questions about why.

Are they safe around pets?

Spray with pets out of the room and let treated fabric dry fully before they're back on it. The same applies to anything fragranced, and cats in particular are worth the extra care.

Ridiculous names. Serious fragrance. Zero witnesses.